River City Mortgage: Cultured

River City Mortgage: Cultured

 

IF I KNEW I WAS GOING TO GET THIS OLD, I WOULD HAVE TAKEN BETTER CARE OF MYSELF WHEN I WAS YOUNG. IF YOU CAN’T SEE THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE, POLISH THE DULL SIDE. I’M NOT TENSE, JUST TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY ALERT. IT’S NICE TO BE IMPORTANT BUT MORE IMPORTANT TO BE NICE. DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU THINK. THE EARLY BIRD STILL HAS TO EAT WORMS. BEFORE YOU CRITICIZE SOMEONE, WALK A MILE IN THEIR SHOES. THAT WAY, IF HE GETS ANGRY, HE’S A MILE AWAY AND BAREFOOT. IF YOKO ONO MARRIED SONNY BONO SHE’D BE YOKO ONO BONO. IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED, SEE IF THE LOSER GETS ANYTHING. I DON’T MIND THE RAT RACE, BUT I COULD DO WITH A LITTLE MORE CHEESE. SHOPPING TIP: YOU CAN GET SHOES FOR 85 CENTS AT BOWLING ALLEYS. IF LIFE DEALS YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE; IF IT DEALS YOU TOMATOES, MAKE BLOODY MARY’S. IF IVANA TRUMP MARRIED, IN SUCCESSION, ORSON BEAN, KING OSCAR, LOUIS B. MAYER AND NORMAN WEINER, SHE’D BE IVANA BEAN OSCAR MAYER WIENER. I’D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME THAN A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY.
ANNCR: RIVER CITY MORTGAGE AND FINANCIAL. RIVER CITY MORTGAGE DOT COM.

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